The Booze Cruz

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The Booze Cruz

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Skipping town and throwing down🍻

Skipping town and throwing down🍻Skipping town and throwing down🍻Skipping town and throwing down🍻

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."

-Al Franken

Getting plastered > Getting natural disastered

The Booze Cruz Blog

Fuck them kids

Places I hit in Greece while my constituents drowned

And fuck that lil dog too

they'll figure it out! you deserve this

How our trip made it out of the group chat

boozin and cancruzin

"This trip will make my daughters like me"

and other affirmations I use when traveling

Satire by Suzanne Lambert

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